You know the Book of Sylestian Quotes? Well this is just like it. But this thread accept ALL quotes unlike those meanies at the other thread. Movie, book, show, an actual person (how rare), it doesn't matter. Just make sure you say where you got the quote/who said it so there are acknowledgements er'where.

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To start us off, I shall quote Jadelion and me from last year, in sixth grade, when we were learning about the
x-axis and y-axis. We went outside and made a grid out of chalk and some people were given coordinates on a piece of paper to go to on the grid.

Me:*steals her slip of paper*
Jadelion: Hey! Give it back!
Me: No! I want it!
We then start arguing about it.
Teacher:Hey, what's going on?
Jadelion: She took my piece of paper!
Me: *purposely being whiny* But I want it!
I then tore it up and kept it in my pencil case for the rest of the year.

We are trying to remember funny things we have said to put on this thread.

Jadelion: What about yesterday!?
Me: (I have a horrible memory so I actually can not remember yesterday) What was yesterday? *deadpan* There is not yesterday, yesterday doesn't exist. Yesterday is nothing.
Jadelion then proceeds to almost fall off her bed doubled over laughing.


And then there was the time we were studying for a science test I don't really know any of the terms for. I am also really tired and I go INSANE when I am tired.
Jadelion: *reading off the study card* Parameter.
Me: Parameter. Parameter. Parameter. Par. Par. Par. Par. Four over par. One under par. Hey look at that par-rot. Four par and seven years ago..I gave birth to a cow.
Jadelion then fell backwards on the table she was sitting on laughing.

Talking about a. anime opening.
Me: It' just like *claps hand over chest* Ack! (odd dying noise to express my love)
Jadelion: Like a dying duck?
Me: I see it more as a prehistoric bird.

Discussing my spelling.
Jadelion: *as I write "sart" again* Every time! Everytime you write "sart"!
Me:*writing "along"* *spells "allong" Did I spell it right?
Both of us: *in sync* No.

Also, this one, which I love.

"Don't choke! Always chew your puppies good before you swallow." -Black, Disney Fair (in reponse to someone saying al the luporas he posted made them choke)