Coaxed the friendly one.
"You attempt to catch Tom the Turkey,
but he doesn't seem interested."
Are you guys sure coax is best?

I'm pretty ignorant when it come to coding, but I wonder if there's a way to make the expiration more ah, accommodating. First thing I do when I hop onto syl is open a ton of forum tabs to see what all has been posted, and I keep several tabs open all the time while browsing the site cause I like to ****** around in my wardrobe/explore/post simultaneously). He likes to pop up on one of those forum tabs I open up but by the time I even get to that page it's pretty likely I've already opened another tab derp.

Aha but yeah, not really a huge issue and not something that I even know would be worth taking into consideration (cause it's more of me being a lazy derp with no attention span than a problem with the system)