Granted. It's a world-famous book.. famous for being terrible. I mean just awful... the author went bankrupt just weeks after it was released due to the number of people suing for it being created.

I wish for one of my OCs being put into an episode of Camp Camp.

Granted; Your OC gets thrust into that universe, ripping a hole in space time.

I wish I could shape shift into a dragon at will.

Granted; but you cant turn back into a human

I wish for one of my previous wishes to be granted

(actually, I don't mind that)

Granted- oh wait. Looks like the records here at wish inc. burned. Oopsie-

I wish the air conditioner in this classroom would turn off for a while. It's industrial size and I'm sitting right next to it- I can't feel my fingers.

Granted! Wait... whats that?

This year is slightly hotter? Oh no! The AC is isn't on! And you don't know how to turn it on!

I wish for a normal friendly fox.

granted! you get your perfectly normal friendly fox. but wait, what's this? foxes are still wild animals. you get rabies.


i wish for the ability to have perfect macaroni and cheese whenever i want.

Granted! However, your allergic.
You said that the macaroni and cheese was perfect, didn't you?

I wish for more wishes

Granted. You now have unlimited wishes but they all backfire on you. Everything that you wish that is good turns out bad. Every bad thing you wish for turns out worse.

I wish I could ride a horse whenever I want.

Oops! The genie misheard you. Instead, you got an annoying horse!

I wish for a non-corrupted wish.

The wish is a death wish

I wish for a nice day