Granted, but it's blind and deaf and doesn't know Braille.

I wish for an acoustic guitar.

STOLEN D:<

Granted, but you didnt say HOW you wanted it and you get beaten over the head with it. and die.



I wish for a ceramic frog. that wont break >:(

Granted, it melts instead.
I wish to have a quirk from my hero academia that's cool.

Granted. You have mind control - like a certain best character - and accidentally use it on a hero while they were fighting a villain, the hero died and you were arrested for obstruction of justice and assisting a murder.


I wish for a frog-shaped bag.

Granted, the bag is an empty, inflated frog skin.. Ejoy!

I wish for nice hair : (

You get nice hair. But you get a heart attack immediately.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish that works!

Granted! it works! But your genie made a mistake, and someone else got your wish. they wished for your house to burn down.


I wish for a new pen.

The pen has no ink. whoopsie-

I wish for a wish that isn't corrupted, works and only I can use it!

Granted! But the genie misheard you, and you got the opposite of what you wanted.


I wish for ink :)