Granted, though... Um... It's kinda... Um... Stuck to your hand?... And... Um...Permanently?

*Lol*

I wish for a completely safe kitten and puppy who like eachother.

Granted, they like each other, they just don't like you. They run away and go on epic adventures, leaving you to wonder where they went.

I wish to corrupt the forum so that the next wish must be something undesirable that the next responder will then corrupt to be good :>

congrats! you can't lose the box. however, there is one thing you can lose; yourself. you're having your mid-life crisis early!


i want my cat to stop stepping on my internal organs and waking me up at three o clock in the morning

Granted. Your cat never wakes you up and ignores you. Your late to everything.

I wish for more nice friendly cats.

(honestly, if it's happening at 3 AM i'm not going anyways, lol)


you get your friendly cat. thousands of them. they're loud and they are freeloading, and you spend all your money feeding them and go broke.


i wish to stop procrastinating and do what i'm supposed to be doing

Granted, but now you can never chill out and are always doing that one thing you had to do that one day.


I wish for a new lineart pen, unlosable and has refillable ink.

Granted, but it's radioactive.

I wish my next wish isn't corrupted.

Granted, your wish isn't corrupted. But everyone else's wish is. They break into your house and murder you.

I wish for a nice wish.

granted, but you have a heart attack and die before you can use the wish.



I wish for a fruit smoothie.

Granted, but it is poisoned and you die.

I wish to have a genie of my own who does non-corrupted wishes.