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Mysticfoxwolf
Level 40
Fancy Pants
Joined: 3/2/2021
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Posted: 5/20/2021 at 9:49 AM
Post #581
Granted.
Except then the kitten digs up all your plants and ruins all your things. You had a bad day.
*Lol, that was a gif
I wish for a normal piece of fruit.
Edited By Mysticfoxwolf on 5/20/2021 at 9:50 AM.
Zolnixi
Level 65
Majestic Green Thumb
Joined: 7/3/2020
Threads: 43
Posts: 1,723
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 1:32 PM
Post #582
little did you know, the fruit was stolen from a monkey, and the monkey trashes your house
I wish summer didn't exist
Eainai
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 6/26/2018
Threads: 10
Posts: 298
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 3:07 PM
Post #583
Granted. Summer no longer exists. By consequence, the year is now three months shorter, so crops no longer grow normally. The Earth starves.
I wish I had a pet dragon.
Sp00ns
Level 75
Fancy Pants
Joined: 2/4/2019
Threads: 75
Posts: 1,728
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 5:33 PM
Post #584
Granted, but the next day you wake up during the great depression.
I wish for a cute little murderous puppydog.
sis rlly did that huh.
Edited By Sp00ns on 5/20/2021 at 5:33 PM.
Sp00ns
Level 75
Fancy Pants
Joined: 2/4/2019
Threads: 75
Posts: 1,728
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 5:34 PM
Post #585
Granted, but it accidentally sets you on fire and you burn alive.
I wish for a piece of pizza.
Eainai
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 6/26/2018
Threads: 10
Posts: 298
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 5:39 PM
Post #586
Granted, but it's poisoned. You go to the ER and your life is saved, but your brain is not. You spend your days in the hospital until your body withers away.
(I really set myself up for that one, didn't I?) I wish for a sweet and gentle anaconda who acts as my bodyguard.
Sp00ns
Level 75
Fancy Pants
Joined: 2/4/2019
Threads: 75
Posts: 1,728
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 5:43 PM
Post #587
[i would love to be poisoned]
Granted. but it's too gentle and you get assassinated.
I wish for a good animated show to watch.
Stringworms
Level 68
Majestic Ice Carver
Joined: 12/13/2020
Threads: 105
Posts: 3,186
Posted: 5/20/2021 at 9:44 PM
Post #588
granted! but the last season ends on a cliff hanger before the show is cancelled prematurely.
i wish to fight god and win
FennTheFeral
Level 75
Trickster
Joined: 8/19/2019
Threads: 67
Posts: 2,685
Posted: 5/21/2021 at 2:35 AM
Post #589
You fight a god and win. However, in defeating Eberus you allow the titan Cronus to escape, who then proceeds to wreak havoc on humanity. Some 2021 we're having...
I wish for my wish for the end of humanity. Myself included.
Sp00ns
Level 75
Fancy Pants
Joined: 2/4/2019
Threads: 75
Posts: 1,728
Posted: 5/21/2021 at 6:32 AM
Post #590
Granted, but then aliens invade our now humanless planet and they make fun of your stuff.
I wish for a tiny little box. that I can't lose.
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