granted, all the animals are now dead.

I wish for a good future

Granted, though... let's see... Where did the last piece go?



(It's an actual brand!)

I wish for a pet puppy who likes everyone, is ordinary, and DOES NOT CHANGE IN SIZE, and never grows up, and is good at escaping, and in one piece, and all the people she and I know likes everyone, and everyone is immortal!

too bad, 50 million people were trying to steal her and she got squished
immortal meaning: living forever; never dying or decaying. (i think squished doesn't mean decaying?)

I wish for a normal book.

Granted, though it doesn't have much of a story

Title: Normal
Written by: Normal Normal
Text says: Normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal normal...

I wish for cool avi wings and backgrounds.

granted, but you lose them once you put them on

I wish for nice people

Granted, they are so nice, they eat all the poison from the world for you, and die.

I wish for nothing.

lovely, nothing exists now

I wish for bad things to end

Granted, they end but they take good things with them too!!!

I wish for a nice piece of cake

It looks nice, but it blows up your city

I wish for nothing at all

Granted, everything is taken away from you. You asked for nothing at all, right?

I wish for my ads to stop blocking my typing.