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Zolnixi
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 12:12 PM
Post #491
granted, it comes alive and murders you
I wish for a nice and friendly cow that nice to EVERYONE and it isn't dumb
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:05 PM
Post #492
Granted, it is stolen from you because of it's high quality.
I wish my electronics would load faster.
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Edited By Mysticfoxwolf on 5/18/2021 at 1:06 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:09 PM
Post #493
Granted, the cow's brain is so huge, its body grows to the size of the universe to have space for it.
I wish my electronics would load faster
Edited By Mysticfoxwolf on 5/18/2021 at 1:09 PM.
Zolnixi
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:13 PM
Post #494
granted, they load so fast they explode
I wish for a nice and friendly cow that nice to EVERYONE, isn't dumb and can't grow or shrink
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:24 PM
Post #495
Granted, they have babies that hate everyone and kill you.
I wish for a pet dog who likes everyone, is ordinary, and DOES NOT CHANGE IN SIZE.
Zolnixi
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:25 PM
Post #496
too bad, it was old and died
I wish for a nice and friendly cow that nice to EVERYONE, isn't dumb and can't grow or shrink, can't have evil babies and can't die
Edited By Zolnixi on 5/18/2021 at 1:26 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:27 PM
Post #497
Granted, a slaughterhouse steals it, and kills it.
I wish for a pet puppy who likes everyone, is ordinary, and DOES NOT CHANGE IN SIZE, and never grows up, and immortal.
Zolnixi
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:28 PM
Post #498
granted, someone immediately stole it
I wish for a nice and friendly magical cow that nice to EVERYONE, isn't dumb and can't grow or shrink, can't have evil babies and is immortal
Edited By Zolnixi on 5/18/2021 at 1:30 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:31 PM
Post #499
Granted, everyone loves it so much that someone steals it.
I wish for a pet puppy who likes everyone, is ordinary, and DOES NOT CHANGE IN SIZE, and never grows up, and immortal, and is good at escaping.
Zolnixi
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Posted: 5/18/2021 at 1:32 PM
Post #500
sorry, it's head isn't attached to the body, somehow (is that too mean?)
I wish for a nice and friendly cow that nice to EVERYONE, isn't dumb and can't grow or shrink, can't have evil babies, is immortal and can't be stolen because it's MAGICAL
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