"Not since that idiot decided that since the apocolypse was happneing, he had a good reason to be semi productive and went off to be scientifically boring. I mean, I know where people would be if they were alive but I get teh feeling most of them somehow didn't make it if finding my formor best friend's broken glasses were anythign to go by." Xander shrugged. "Don't know how I'm alive, honsotly."

"I doubt it. He cant see a thing without them, plus hes lijkw tbe living reincarnation of a twig. Onlynreaosn he mad eit on the streets was because he looks so weka and hes a master at rhetorics. Whcih dont work on zombie very well." Xander laughs hollowly. "He once talked his way outof being burnd live if you cna believe it."

"More like he coNC inced the guy puttin him on fire that he wasnt worth it. Dont ask me how." Xander laughed. "No wonder he debated his way to the good life."

"Uh...lets see, he didnt sya much but i think it wa slike he collapsed on a certian rich guys doorstep on Chritmas Eve comvonced them not to end him off into the system, got himself an internship at the police station, at some point got into this crazy fancy academy. Thoguh knowing hwo to argue didnt help him much when it came to his older brother, for a on of the police cheif that guy got into trouble a goo bit." Xander cbuckled. "So how bout you got any crazy people in the life before this?"

"Wish i could say the same, my best friends had somereally udiotic frieneds. GenI uses, but still idiots."