Granted, they insult you, and swear at you.

I wish for more rain.

granted, your town is flooded

I wish for clean water

Granted, people put bleach and soap in your drinks.

I wish for a rope to swing on hanging from my ceiling.


*Lol*

granted, the rope can't hold your weight

I wish for more grass

Granted, goats love you and eat up everything in your yard.

I wish for less pollution.

granted, no more vehicles exist now. and all the plastic, metal, rubber and garbage is gone.

I wish for a nice and friendly cow

(dang ninja'd)

Granted; it's nice to YOU, but is actually an alien and tries to kill everyone else.

I wish for more songs that don't sound the same, my playlist isn't big enough.

granted, the songs are earrape and weird noises

I wish for a nice and friendly cow thats nice to EVERYONE

(oh, nooo-)

Granted; The cow is so friendly, it hops in someone else's car and gets taken.

I wish my art tablet would stop dying.