Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog.
But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frighting past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorising post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very desturbing to look at.

So disturbing that....

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog.
But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frighting past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorising post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very desturbing to look at. So disturbing that...

Gerome's wife...

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog.
But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frighting past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorising post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very desturbing to look at. So disturbing that Gerome's wife

would often

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog. But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frightening past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorizing post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very disturbing to look at. So disturbing that Gerome's wife would often...

complain about how...

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog. But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frightening past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorizing post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very disturbing to look at. So disturbing that Gerome's wife would often complain about how

The couch was the cause of....

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog. But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frightening past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorizing post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very disturbing to look at. So disturbing that Gerome's wife would often complain about how the couch was the cause of

Gerome's many misfortunes.

(Next person can start a new sentence)

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog. But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frightening past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorizing post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very disturbing to look at. So disturbing that Gerome's wife would often complain about how the couch was the cause of Gerome's many misfortunes.


eventually he chewed the couch to almost nothing

Once upon a time, there was a house, and in that house was a dog. But is was no ordinary dog! It was a talking dog.The little furry critter was called "Gerome". The dog had a very frightening past... It had always had a terrible habit of terrorizing post office workers. Gerome would jump out from behind a convenient tree, wink at the worker, and say "Blub Blub" before darting through the neighborhood of Transylvania where all things spooky and Mysterious inhabited it. The only thing that was normal was Gerome's cozy little house. The normal thing about it was that it had a couch! The couch was fluffy, brown and was Gerome's favorite thing to chew. Which made it very disturbing to look at. So disturbing that Gerome's wife would often complain about how the couch was the cause of Gerome's many misfortunes. eventually he chewed the couch to almost nothing

so, he called his friend toby to...

(my doggo toby )

Could you add it to what's already been typed? :o

yea shure