"Me. Just now. And about a minute ago."

"Hate to break it to you but I don't get told what to do by idiots.

"I'm not idiotic, you are."

(Oh, great....Ooph, sorry.)

(What are you sorry for?)

Ash's eyebrows raise. He's not impressed. "Nice come back, " he said sarcastically

(About idiocy and what not. :p)

"Thanks...Oh, you weren't actually meaning that, were you?" Ashes is clueless about how most people feel.

(Oh. It's all good xD)

"No. I was being sarcastic."

"Sarcastic...I'll have to look that word up." Ashes pretends to open a large book and look over the words. "Aha. Means using irony in order to mock or convey. Cool beans!" He pretends to slam the book shut.

Ash rolled his eyes and muttered something that sounded like, "egghead."

Ashes glared at him. "Can you at least take a tiny bit of...Oh, wait! I know I have eleven fingers, watch." He holds up his fingers.
"One, two, skip a few, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven! See? Eleven fingers!" He put his hands in his pockets, and jumped around Ash again.

He rolled his eyes. "You skipped three. Everyone knows that trick."