No wish, you get a fish.

I wish for more wishing ideas.

Edit: Oh you added the wish

You get a million dollars. Done.


But...



You spend it all right away.

you get 1 million dollars, however the other half of the wish falls upon deaf ears, as your granter of wishes is cruel and unforgiving, and gives you all counterfeit bills and you get arrested.

i wish for lots of cheesecake

All your cheese cake becomes rotten before you can eat it

I wish for a candy cane

You get a candy cane, but it was so badly crushed that it is now powder and immediately scatters everywhere, creating a mess.

I wish for nothing.

You get nothing.

No literally its the word "nothing"

Wait does that mena its something?

Hmmm



I wish for more briancells

You get more brain cells, but they just make you dumber.

I wish for a completely inanimate window that cant speak or have any ill intent.

granted! someone breaks your window and you get hit with all the glass shards, sending you to the hospital. your insurance refuses to pay your bills. you also have to pay to replace the window.


i want exactly one shred of cheese

A rockstar shreds the guitar while shouting, 'CHEESE!'


I want a music box.

Its broken.

I wish for a frog

Granted, it's a poison dart frog that poisons you. Have fun!

I wish for a SFX makeup kit.