I throw all the posts from the last thread at the wall.

(Snickers at having done damage doing that.) Ahem. I draw a summoning circle and bring forth multiple cheetahs from The Legend of Spyro Trilogy to attack the Wall.

(The Legend of Spyro Trilogy is multi-platform, and more importantly gives Hunter an entire village to live at. Spyro ends up helping to save it at one point during the third game. Said cheetahs primarily use spears and bows.)

*Revives Startingle*

Just as a heads up, next week I'll be changing my username to -Starberries-.
Edit: nvm, I ca't remember the random dob I put in when I made my account. ;-;

I present a cake to the wall,
but really, the cake is a lie.

I summon an army of Mary Sues and send the overpowered monstrosities sailing at the wall.

I roll to try and revive myself

I attack the wall with a bowl of rice. Why? I was hungry.

I begin a staring contest with the wall.

I eat a bowl of ice cream while sitting here dead. .-.