A wand randomly appears in Myst's hand, and *bam* everyone suddenly looks like a wizard/witch.

"For my first spell," Fairflight says sarcastially, raising her own wand, "Imma bippity-boppity get the [hekk] out of here."
"Touche, my friend," Vyrhys agrees.

Yamii

"NOPE!" I whip her and make her rethink those words.

Tiphvan
"Can we do the unforgivable spells?" Tiphvan said.

Lova
"Nope," Lova said.

Fairflight yelps and glares at Yamii. "Fine. What's my dumb destiny and what kind of stupid quest do I have to go on to fulfill it?"

Myst ponders for a sec. "Maybe Mystiria 2 would fill this role better."

Fairflight panics. "NO. CREATOR, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BRING BACK MYSTIRIA 2."

Tiphvan
"Darn I wanted to do something to you," Tiphvan said to Lova.

Interis
"If this is a Wizard and witch setting then what role am I?" Interis asked.

Lova
"Interis you can be Hagrid," Lova said.

"Oh HAHAHA yes!" The fangirl laughs.

Lova
"Whats bad about Mystiria 2?" Lova asked.

Aiedaeil opens the door, and gets yeeted into a lava pool.

"Aiedaeil is pretty sus." Kyofusho jokes

Chrysopoeia eats everyone.

The smile falls from Myst's usually sunny face. "Lettt's just say I fancied myself a fantasy writer when I was in fifth grade." Both Fangirl and Fairflight wince a little. "Basically, Myst 2 was the literal worst original character you can imagine! So bad it's hilarious!! But yeah, imagine a self-insert Chosen One character who has two dramatically and conveniently dead parents, is actually 800 years old, and knows all of the different kinds of magic in her world even though that's impossible!!"

Vyrhys sighs. "I'll go get the kid out of the lava," He decides, walking away.