Yes, my sister actually is.

The object to your left is now a live monster. Write a paragraph on how you would defeat it. ;D

Phoenix was minding her own business, when suddenly her lamp came to life and started attacking her. She panicked and fell out of her desk chair, knocking her computer over as she struggled to get away from the hideous pink, lacy monster that was lunging at her and trying to electrocute her. Phoenix was wondering how this had happened when suddenly an idea popped into her head. Taking a deep breath, she reached over... and unplugged it. :)

Create a design based on the object to your left.

(lol)

Nooooooooooo!!! A Birthday Carrrrd!!!! (:p)

Person that answers to this - Go ahead and attack the thing on your left.

(are you going to do it?)
Ignore

(*Sigh* Yes. I cannot get pictures on here at the moment, since one of my family members, not exactly going to point out that my sister is on because she wants to annoy me, is on the only device that might be able to.)
Ignore(?)

(I'm not answering yours because I've already answered a ton.)
(Unless you want me to attack my lamp again.)

(:P You don't have too. ;D If you want to...)

*attacks my pile of books and injures myself* Ow.

Nest hooman: Look at the object to your left. Name it after a Transformer.

It's always walls. Why do y'all want me to hit walls
(@kittyauthor, I'd totally edit and answer yours instead except... it's... still a wall... and I got nothing)

Next person: suddenly, you're your favourite animal! What's the first thing you do?

I howl. And then prance around like an excited puppy.
I am a wolf.

The person that answers this - Recite a line from your favorite book/movie