granted but it transforms killing all of your pets

Umm you forgot to make a wish

I wish for Pokemon to be real

Granted but they make humans slaves. (Gotta enslave em all)

I wish to get over this cold of mine.

granted but you turn into dust

I wish for a flower bush

Granted, but they're carnivorous flowers.

I wish for a ball of string.

here you go :) -watches ball of string attack and tie her up thus leading her to trip and fall off a hill-

I wish to be happy

granted but then everyone around you dies when you smile.

I wish for armor

Granted but you can't take it off.

I wish for a genetic mutator.

Granted, but you never get the gene you ask for


(True Sylesti Wish)
I wish for a star-crossed griffi

granted, but it cant breed or fight or do much else

I wish for a pencil that is always sharp