I follow smart and begin to flaot among balloons. I begin piping them, but the just keep on reappearing.

I read a sign. Sonsuz Idiot Depo "I think that's Turkish." I say. I see a pool. A pool of LEMONADE. I jump in, gulping lemonade. It was a small pool. More like a Jacuzzi

I join her and begin drinking the sweet lemonade. Mmmmm. Then it turns to liquid chocolate.

Somehow, I don't feel full at all! "Wow! This place is amazing!" I exclaim. I run across the grass, but to see it's made of minty sugar. I fall down and grab handfuls of it.

Roe begins to doubt this was a good plan at all. She turns around and runs back to her room.

I grab a couple more and go back to the hotel, too. "Roe!" I shout.

"Is this what you brought me here for? to watch your silly game? You run around like a bunch of fools and see things that aren't there! I am going to get out on my own." She runs out of the hotel.

I feel confused. My memory do what just happened, gone. "Sorry, I-I must be going crazy!" I exclaim. I shake my head furiously.

Hmmm, I wonder who else stays here. *Demon Flames shrieks at one of the comics* Um, what's wrong? *walks over to where comic is and sees image of Joker moving* Oh, probably one of those things where when you look at it one way, it does one thing, and another does.... another! *Picture climbs out of page and becomes 3D* I'm probably just sleep! Right? *Joker-image-thing squeezes the flower thing and actual gas sprays out, but instead of laughing, it makes me forget that it ever came to life, and the image is back in the page* Um, did something happen? *Goes to leave for work, opening the door, and sees a strange gift-wrapped bird cage shaped object with a note, reads*



Dear Ice Crystal,

If you're going to be spending time in this hotel, you'll need a fitting pet to protect you! Protect you, that is, until you, yourself go crazy enough to do it.... yourself.

Don't be alarmed,

Your very own guardian.... devil


*Frowns* Ok? This is just ridiculous, I've heard of guardian angel, but.......... *shakes head* Probably some teenager playing around. *peels away wrapping to see a cage, as expected, but with the perch upside down and at the top, with no-other than a large, vicious looking vampire bat with dark red eyes and huge fangs* *stumbles backward* What in the.......... GOTHAM CITY! *nearly cusses out of fright* Um, I'll take you with me......... *picks up bat cage, holding by the top, away from myself, so that the bat is facing the other way, and starts walking to go to the animal shelter again*

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