Granted, except the oreo rolls and squishes thousands of people dead.

I wish i could be out of essay purgatory.

Granted; welcome to Essay Hell.

I wish I could speak Spanish better.

Granted but now noone else speaks spanish.

I wish for candy canes

Here is a candy cane. A cane. Made of candy. You need to be more specific. Dont let it melt :)


I wish for a hairless lion

Since female lions have fur you get a normal female lion. that wants to murder you

I wish for a cat

-Only to find out that the cat is a lion. (Lions are cats)

I wish for a good book to read.

You get a good bpok. In a language you dont know.

I wish that my state wasnt basically Forest Fire Central.

Your state wasn't forest fire central. For 1 second.

I wish to eat my dinner.

Darnit.....that sucks :p

Anyways you ate you got to eat yiur very cold dinner.

I wish for an egg.

(I love cold dinner.)

You get an egg, just to find that there is nothing inside.

I wish for a new phone.