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Yamato
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Posted: 9/13/2018 at 12:58 PM
Post #11
"That's how I married my wife. When I said I was naked, I was wrong. I was wearing socks." - My Little Brother's Teacher while teaching his class Don Quixote.
Metaljackal
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Posted: 9/13/2018 at 1:04 PM
Post #12
The sheep-pig in question is Mangalica, isn't it? They're awesome <3
GhostPirate
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Joined: 4/24/2017
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Posted: 9/17/2018 at 4:38 PM
Post #13
"Stop skinny-shaming my banana!"
Awkwardmollusk
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Joined: 4/30/2016
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Posts: 40,330
Posted: 9/17/2018 at 10:58 PM
Post #14
"Why do you care if I'm vegan?"
"President Peep approves."
"Well, Faticate is a girl, so I'll name her Bobette."
Edited By Awkwardmollusk on 9/17/2018 at 10:59 PM.
Hiraeth
Level 75
Hand of Destiny
Joined: 7/14/2015
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Posts: 2,685
Posted: 9/18/2018 at 7:18 PM
Post #15
"You know, when cucumbers die they turn into pickles." - my friend, chemistry class for some reason
Fastnatalie1
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Joined: 7/17/2018
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Posted: 10/27/2018 at 11:06 PM
Post #16
"You know this rock makes really good sidewalk chalk"
-Fastnatalie1
Edited By Fastnatalie1 on 10/27/2018 at 11:07 PM.
MistressNyx
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Joined: 1/19/2018
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Posts: 2,489
Posted: 10/28/2018 at 12:50 AM
Post #17
"My duct tape is sticking to this non-stick pan."
- one of my IRL friends. Why are you sticking duct tape on a cooking pan anyway?
Freki
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Joined: 7/29/2018
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Posted: 10/28/2018 at 7:28 AM
Post #18
This drawing will never die unless you have a match.
I got it! Its an idiodicy oddessy!
Awkwardmollusk
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Posted: 10/28/2018 at 9:23 PM
Post #19
I over heard this conversation between my mom and sister while they were listening to the radio...
Sis: "Why are those people screaming?"
Mom: "They're on fire."
Sis: *stunned*
Mom: "They're penntacostaals."
Yamato
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Posted: 10/30/2018 at 10:17 AM
Post #20
I read the Pentecostals part and I died laughing.
But what if the Queen stops by and Ive got my face in a bowl of melted butter?!
'You can be Queen Elsa after you go potty.'
'Underwear are not hats.'
'Dave, don't balance your orange juice between your chest and the table.'
'Stanky Danky.'
'The answer to the universe is SHUT UP.'
'Don't talk with your beansprouts stuck in your nose.'
'You can have dessert after you have three thank-you bites of your cake.'
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