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Fengarii
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Trickster
Joined: 8/29/2017
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Posted: 9/28/2017 at 7:45 PM
Post #11
NIUU THE PUNS THE PUNS AHH
Sypha
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Joined: 2/5/2016
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Posted: 9/30/2017 at 8:22 PM
Post #12
are oranges called oranges because they are orange or is orange orange because of oranges?
Nafariaandulin
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Fright Master
Joined: 1/10/2017
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Posts: 3,672
Posted: 10/2/2017 at 10:16 AM
Post #13
If you fly faster than the speed of light and look in a mirror, would you be able to see your reflection?
Have you ever done a exam while you're hyped up? Lysie made me do one and here's some of the answers I got...
What are the functions of capillaries?
To turn into budderflies.
What are nephrons?
Close relations of auntrons and uncletrons...
Why did the Romans speak Latin?
Because it's hard?
Murph
Level 69
Joined: 6/7/2016
Threads: 289
Posts: 9,502
Posted: 10/3/2017 at 3:07 PM
Post #14
If Sherlock was supposed to die in the Reichenbach fall, why did Moriarty record those tapes for Eurus?
Deidriel
Level 63
Warden of Umbra
Joined: 1/9/2017
Threads: 62
Posts: 2,161
Posted: 10/3/2017 at 4:44 PM
Post #15
If you really could freeze time then you wouldn't be able to move even if you were immune to the time freeze, because all the atoms in the air around you will have frozen too thus locking you in place.
And if you could muster up the strength to move, you would be pushing all the air out of the way and creating a vacuum behind you. That way once time starts again there would be a massive implosion as the air rushed back into the empty space. NOT TO MENTION how difficult it would be to breathe.
Conclusion, If you had the power to stop time you would be unable to move until you suffocated and then collapsed leaving everyone around you very confused.
This is the stuff I think of on the bus home...
Deidriel
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Posted: 10/3/2017 at 4:49 PM
Post #16
Que lazy Wikipedia quote about a fact I already knew but didn't know how to spell part of.
"Before the English-speaking world was exposed to the fruit, the color was referred to as "yellow-red" (geoluread in Old English)"
Nafariaandulin
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Fright Master
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Posted: 10/4/2017 at 8:18 AM
Post #17
Because Moriarty is a genius, and probably knew that Sherlock was faking. Moriarty was faking, after all... I love the alarm tho...
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! BIG, RED, BOUNCY, RED ALERT!!!! KLINGONS ATTACKING LOWER DECKS! ALSO COWBOYS IN BLACK HATS AND DARTH VADER! DON'T BE ALARMED! I'M HERE NOW, I'M HERE NOW! DID YOU MISS ME? DID YOU MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? MISS ME? - Moriarty
Thisby
Level 21
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 7/23/2017
Threads: 74
Posts: 13,469
Posted: 10/4/2017 at 4:21 PM
Post #18
what if the universe is inside of a blackhole and thats why the universe is constantly expanding and why we don't know is because nothing can escape a blackhole
Sypha
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Joined: 2/5/2016
Threads: 5
Posts: 411
Posted: 10/5/2017 at 6:02 AM
Post #19
So...the fruit names the color orange. Intresting
Deidriel
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Joined: 1/9/2017
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Posted: 10/5/2017 at 6:29 AM
Post #20
I forget where I learned that but, yeah basically.
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