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Ciel44
Level 51
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 8/27/2016
Threads: 11
Posts: 79
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 5:35 PM
Post #11
1.
A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."
The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"
2.
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
3.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh
hope there are ok. and if its possible i would really like some sylvorpas. im trying to up my breeding on them.
Percypjopiper
Level 72
The Sweet Tooth
Joined: 2/17/2016
Threads: 172
Posts: 8,001
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 9:56 PM
Post #12
Two guys walk into a bar knock knock!!!
(Do you get it?)
Joanne28
Level 34
Joined: 10/10/2013
Threads: 6
Posts: 153
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 10:01 PM
Post #13
(Hi)
Why do Adele cross the road?
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To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
Stupic
Level 70
Trickster
Joined: 10/7/2013
Threads: 4
Posts: 387
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 10:18 PM
Post #14
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
The 'p' is silent.
Dragon98178
Level 68
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 8/12/2016
Threads: 13
Posts: 523
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 10:38 PM
Post #15
so i made this first one up
it would be fun to make a average character in a game and name him *joe*. so he would be a average joe
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get away from people asking why did the chicken cross the road
word plays are okay right?
Edited By Dragon98178 on 9/25/2016 at 8:59 AM.
Oscarthelazy
Level 60
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 2/26/2015
Threads: 20
Posts: 277
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 10:50 PM
Post #16
For Bluepearl13: https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637845
For Thatsuicidalfreak: https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637844
For Sslover: https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637851
SatsumaSunset
Level 60
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 3/18/2016
Threads: 45
Posts: 707
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 11:03 PM
Post #17
What do call a wall of bunnies walking backwards?
A receding hareline!
Ha! Ha. Ha. ha...
Dragon98178
Level 68
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 8/12/2016
Threads: 13
Posts: 523
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 11:04 PM
Post #18
nice i love that one
SatsumaSunset
Level 60
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 3/18/2016
Threads: 45
Posts: 707
Posted: 9/22/2016 at 11:07 PM
Post #19
Thanks!
Oscarthelazy
Level 60
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 2/26/2015
Threads: 20
Posts: 277
Posted: 9/23/2016 at 12:02 PM
Post #20
for the other two jokes,
https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637870
https://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=2637872
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