So true.

Found in order:

Kage - attack starter stag
Lucy - fairy bunny thing
Jester - ryori
Leo - wolf pup
Skylar - ice dragon
Ash - no idea what he is. maybe a mouse?
Crimson - chimera
Rosetta - pegasus
Wisp - wolf pup
Wysteria - unicorn
Nobu - Wispy fox floaty thingy
10 golem things

(Found so many funny scenes)
-Ash lost his clothes
*Well if you were real Ash i would totally look arou- joking*

-Ash told me that you should always use nails for buildings
*What if I don't want to use nails daddy Ash*

-Do you want to kill the bunny or let it escape?

-"I told you all that I could about the map. I just want you to know, do not stray from it. If you do, you have a 35% chance of wandering into another guardians territory."

**time skip to 4 days later**

Rosetta can now be ridden!
*Rosetta doesn't have any riding skill magically*

-Ash beats 6 ice dragons
*Looks at size charts. How is that physically possible, again?*

-*Give me your axe*
no never
*GIVE MEEE*

-*Who did you fight*
Dragons.
*Who did you really fight?*
Shuts up and doesn't answer
*Long silence*
I did battle them.. I was trying to ste- nothing
*Gives up*

-*Crimson try setting this on fire*
Crimson fails
Ash tells us to let him sleep and just kinda sets fire to the tent practically

-Careful you could've gotten hurt
*Says the one who went to fight dragons by himself*

-I'm going to eat you. Ash 2k17.
*I'd say cannibal but mice can eat humans*

-I woke up to pester my mother who I love dearly ~Galexia 2k17

-Nobu is a stalker confirmed. She dream walks.
Do you like Ash?
*When he isn't trying to kill one of us or be a mouse*

-Looking closer at the goblins. They have polar bear pelts on their backs. It's attached to them by roped that go through their.. eyes

-Ash is now Sebastian demon kitty. Does he have weird nun tactics?


-You have severe anger issues
*No, I just liked the As- *corrects*axe*

-I'm 10000 years old
*And not a day more? Happy birthday! You're a pedo!

-I think our dear Ash is afraid of the dark forest

-I still think Ash and Nobu are parent-child siblings

XD daddy Ash
This is hilarious!

I'll find some more later. pg 114 currently.

;-; oh my god. You shall get an extra animal. Just give meh a specices. Free from teh houze

It's funny to read everything anyway. Don't worry.

I only wanted a goat.

You shall now keep that goat till the end of the role play

In real lif- *checks out the window so fast she can't finish sentence* -ohh

Isn't it sad we can't get awesome fantasy creatures as pets?

Or these weapons?

http://aqwwiki.wikidot.com/weapons
Look at them!!