An Unofficial Collection of Copy+Paste

A lot of players have copy+paste things on their profiles, so I thought (just for fun) I would make a COLLECTION of them. If you have any feel free to post them! (And if you were the creator of one just say and I will give you credits :3)

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The girl you just called fat, she's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on.
The boy you just tripped, he is abused enough at home.
That guy you just made fun of for crying, his mother is dying.
The girl you just called a s**t for being pregnant, she was******d.
See that boy you made fun of for reading a book? Last night his best friend committed suicide.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that girl you just said walks funny? She has a physical disability.
See the boy you just called a freak? He was born with a medical condition.

Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 97% of you won't.

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Here are some things about you:
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "p" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too!!

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89% of average girls would cry if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 11% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming 'Do a backflip!'

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PLEASE put this on your page if you are someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by penguins. Penguins are nearly unstoppable, and when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people wont copy this onto their status because they have already been eaten by penguins, 28% of people are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming penguinocalypse, another 3% cant do math, and the awesome 1% will re-post.

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You see a teen putting a kitten into an oven that's burning hot.
95% of people would yell "QUIT IT!"
4% of people Would say "Bake, bake!" (Idiots)
1% of people would push everyone out of the way and grab the kitten and call 911 and have the teen arrested, and then take the kitten straight to the vet. Put this on your page if you are part of that 1%.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up! "
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put this on their page

[discovered by @Carrotgirl2000]
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Will add more as they are discovered :3

This is really cool

Got another one for you


FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up! "
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put this on their page

made by me because i was bored:

You see that black cat? She hasn't been adopted because they say she is bad luck.
You see that Longhair cat? People prefer Short Hair cats.
You see that elderly cat? Nobody's adopting him because he's old.
You see that declawed cat? He was declawed by his owner because he was doing something NATURAL.
You see that blind cat? He's a special needs cat.
All the cats you saw? They could be euthanized. 70% of shelter cats are.

Put this on your if you care. I bet most of you won't.

Im a cat person and you made me cry. Congrats.