Ok so this isn't as serious of an RP as the others. It's meant to be funny, or at least not as dramatic as they normally get.


Basically, take all of the idiotic, easily falsified ideas: ie, 'earth is flat', 'vaccines cause autism', etc. In this universe, all of those things are real; The Earth is a pancake, people get stupider from vaccines, and every government individual is actually a giant lizard. Science is a hoax. The moon landing was faked. All those great 'facts' are true in this story.

Basically, this is in some alternate universe, taking place in America. Everybody plays as a lizard. Basically, the plan is to just be weird and random and just have some fun making fun of stupid people who actually believe this stuff.


Rules:

No real people. I'd rather not get political in this RP. Not even any hints at real people.
No cussing.
The point is to have fun. Don't take this roleplay seriously.
You can only be OP ironically. If your character is going to have ridiculous influence, make it so it's funny instead of annoying.


No character bio- just give me a general explanation of the character.

Characters:
Sock
Kale

Interest ping :3

Sign me and m oc C.J. "Clownfish king" up!!!


Oh and i need to to have Kysilla "dolphin wqueen" and Orkha 'Orca prime minister" if thats ok





Basiaclly its jsut a bunch if crazy folk who think kiving underwater is cool and ocean animals rule da world and all that.

Sock- a sad space boy who looks like a leopard gecko, but softer. He does get grumpy at most lizards. Terrified of going to the store without a buddy.

Kale- Socks best buddy. Looks like a frilled neck lizard. Crazy about sprinkles (just like his mother)
He protec
He attac
But most importantly:
His neck is frilly as hec

Well I mean I guess maybe you could have characters from some other country that are fish instead of reptiles?

Added

Nah theyre just lizards who think theyre fish (and did something similar happen irl yes but you domt want to know details trust me)