Since the school year has started in most places, you can share any story as long as any swear and inappropriate words are censored.

So, my algebra 1 math class is full of complete idiots, and our teacher lets us get away with basically anything. We had just recently switched seats, and this kid I will refer to as 'weird algebra kid' for good reasons. So, weird algebra kid is sitting next to this other guy, and everyone is doing their independent work and suddenly the guy sitting next to weird algebra kid just goes "he bIT ME" because for some reason I don't know, weird kid had bit the guy sitting next to him. Our teacher just gave an exaggerated sigh "Well, I'm officially teaching kindergartners." So, the guy wiped it off with a tissue while my poor teacher poured hand sanitizer on his arm. As far as I know, no skin was broken and no one got sick.

The weirdest one happened last year when the seniors were doing their end-of-the-year pranks. You see, nothing was too great that year, just small friend to friend pranks. And then some kid decided to dress up as Spiderman and run around the school. I think they got the idea from some post online or something, but he managed to go through the entire lunch and a period after in the suit.

Some random person asked me for a hug, being my weird self I just kinda stood there and accepted it then Nothing weird has happened to me unless I just didn't notice because I'm so weird myself 0.0

Today at school, I was walking with one of my friends to the gym to run around and look for a few of my other friends. A really nice guy I know was talking with his not-so nice friends, and one of them happened to run into me. I accidentally elbowed them in their side, and they simply loudly called me a female dog and then promptly turned around, surprised that the nice guy was opening the door, and it caught him in the jaw. Talk about Karma!

Also, at lunch one of the eighth grader walked up to me, and said (I'm sure he was on a dare) "Can I be your friend?" I don't know what came over me, but I was in a loud mood and half shouted,
"NO!" He looked very taken aback, and ran away. I guess us 7th graders are really scary. I started cracking up as one of my friends said,
"You should've demanded 10 pounds of chocolate and a ten year loyalty warranty."

Ping
Also most people at my school are nice, just some 8th graders have a tendency to swear.

There are three people in my grade, myself included, who are also in my Graphic Design class. I'll refer to one of them as Sam, and the other as Alex, for the sake of privacy. We're all friends, so this kind of conversation would be semi-normal.

We were in the computer lab on Tuesday waiting for class to start. Sam and Alex are having a discussion about something, I wish I knew what, while I was logging onto my computer and plugging my drawing pad in. Suddenly Alex half-shouts "Hey, Ruby, Sam's your sex slave now!"
Being the inattentive and confused person I am, I turn to look at them and just say "what." They're both laughing, and then I join them. All before class starts.

Another story I have is between me and another one of my friends, who I'll refer to as Maya.
I eat lunch outside, because there's wayy too many people in the Campus Center (where we eat lunch). Recently, Maya's been joining me, even though it's getting colder out.
Yesterday, she was telling me about how she helped these other two people get together (they broke up later on). Today, we started this game of sorts where, say, I would name someone we know, normally a person in our grade, and she would name a person she would ship them with. We switch back and forth, and it's actually kinda hilarious. (I paired Sam and Alex, and she agreed that would be absolutely hilarious but might actually work.)

My friends are awesome.