I dunno what I should say about this other than it's just an area for me to share them. Not expecting them to become real or anything, more of just sharing.

This Slime- Parody of This Love by Maroon 5
I was afk and I did not realize
The slime trying to kill me
A million times
It stole my items
And went away
To raid somebody else
I lost my good armor

(Chorus)
Oh!
This slime has taken its toll on me
It stole my stuff
Too many times before
And it is hopping in front of me
I have no choice but to kill it so I won't die anymore
Wooah
Woooah

I tried my best to ignore the slime
Do my business without a fight
So hard to ignore that slime
Kept trying to pretend
It wasn't there
Pretending to not see the decreasing hearts
Then get angry at the slime

(Chorus)

I'll eat some food
Regen my hearts
And make sure everything's alright

My sword in the slime
Sinking in it's skin
Into it's core
Cause I know, that's the only way to get rid of it

(Chorus) x3

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I Love Minecraft- Parody of Jason Mraz's I won't give up

When I log into Minecraft
I like watching the night sky
Or a beautiful sunrise
it's such a great game

And just like the villagers
See that they've built a life
To be living where they are
How long where they here?

I love Minecraft so much
Even if I lose internet
I'm giving it all my love
I still love Minecraft

And when there is an update
I log on right away
I'll be on doing my stuff
To see the new things

Cause even the mobs
They burn
Some even explode
We've got a lot to fight
Notch knows we're worth it

Yes I love minecraft

I wanna be someone who
Plays minecraft all day
I'm here to stay
And make the difference that I can make
Our fighting skills they do a lot
To teach us how to use the tools we've got
Yeah, we got a lot at stake.
And in the end
We beat the dragon
Out from its den
We got the egg
We didn't brake
We didn't die
We had to learn
How to shoot
Our bows
With aim
We had to learn
What we've got
And what we've not
And who we are

I love Minecraft so much
Even if I lose internet
I'm giving it all my love
I still love Minecraft
I still love Minecraft

I love Minecraft so much
Notch knows
He really knows
We've got a lot to fight for
Notch knows we're worth it

I love Minecraft so much
Even if I lose internet
I'm giving it all my love
I still love Minecraft
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More will probably be added here as I make up more stuff.

These are adorable omg