To be sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
A trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Two great mutators
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
A pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Neutering for pets,
Pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Five baby boosters,
Neutering for pets,
Pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Five name-forgetters,
Five baby boosters,
Neutering for pets,
Pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Master Traps,
Three Sylesti dyes,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get:
Five name-forgetters,
Five baby boosters,
Neutering for pets,
Pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get,
Three-three hundred Diamonds!
When you buy this bundle:
Five name-forgetters,
Five baby boosters,
Neutering for pets,
A pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Sylesti dyes,
Three Master Traps,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

When you're new to Sylestia,
Here's what you can get,
By spending real money.
Three-three hundred Diamonds!
Gets the Newbie's Bundle:
Five name-forgetters,
Five baby boosters,
Neutering for pets,
Pet genetics viewer,
Five! Magic! Pies! (Whatever those are.)
Three Master Traps,
Three Sylesti dyes,
Two great mutators,
And a trait scanner you can re-use.

good song :3
now sing deck the halls! :7

Dear Admins, please change the contents of the Newbie Bundle from three to four Greater Pet Dyes so this ^ will scan. Thank you.

;)

Hehe.

I appreciate the jingle! If we changed the triple threes though, then the triple fives would be lonely. It's perfectly balanced as is. =)

w h a t i s a n e w b i e b u n d l e TELL MEH I NEEDDDDD

KINERDON TELL ME HOW TO GET IT pwease :3

Robin, the Newbie Bundle is in the Diamond Shop.

kk gotit

It's either Limited Items or Items & Kits.