Hi I'm Justine. I already know a few things about you;
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You cant say the letter "p" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too!!
Funny Huh!
Now let me amaze you:
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55% of plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dsenot mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel
Hah! I can read it!
Also did you know...
89% of average girls would cry if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 11% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming 'Do a backflip!'
I'm in the 11% for sure (no offence to that 89% and Bieber himself!)
As I am a large Warriors fan, here is a dedication to my fellow clanmates (Warriors Fandom Peeps). If you are a rogue or loner (not a Warriors Fandom Peep), you will have nothing else to see here. Or you can go look a the bottom of the page so you can compare yourself to my clanmates. Now on with the show!
WARRIOR CAT OATH (it's kinda long btw):
I'll remember Brightheart when I see a scar on someone's face.
I'll remember WindClan, every time I win a race.
I'll remember Silverstream when I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet when I worry about my brother.
I'll remember Goosefeather when nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge when someone's teased for being tiny.
I'll remember Mothwing when I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess when I see someone who seems naive.
I'll think of Heathertail, when someone wants to be "just friends"
I will think of StarClan, when I am near the end.
I will think of Tawnypelt whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe, whenever someone holds a grudge.
I promise to remember Cinderheart when I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight whenever I'm at sea.
I'll remember Leafpool, when I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf, if I ever fall apart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw when I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf when I'm suffering from bad health.
I'll remember Lionblaze when I'm feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar, if I choose a path that's wrong.
I'll remember Dovewing when I hear something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail, when a kitten catches their first prey.
I'll remember Bluestar, whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather when I loose the one I love.
Feathertail will be in my mind whenever I must be brave.
I'll remember the Tribe when I'm in a cave.
I'll remember Ashfur when someone breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley when my siblings and I are far apart.
I'll remember Ivypool, when I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar when my loyalty is put to the test.
I'll remember Crookedstar if someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw if I ever have to flee.
I'll remember Jayfeather when I have a strange dream.
I will think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt whenever I eat cream.
I will always think of Cinderpelt, when my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail, when I can see no more.
I'll remember the many battles, when I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats for the rest of my life.
Now for a comparison with Loners/Rogues (none Warrior Fans) and my clanmates ( Warrior Fandom Peeps). BTW, some of these actually correspond to me.
You say OMG
We say Great Starclan
You see a black cat with white on his chest and just walk by
We see it and say 'hey that looks like Ravenpaw'
You say good luck
We say May Starclan light your path
You say evil
We say Tigerstar
You punch when your mad
We hiss and scratch
You say idiot
We say mouse brain
You say fu**
We say fox dung
You have nicknames for your friends
We have warrior names for our friends
You think cats are lazy
We know they are fierce
Repost if your a warrior cat fan
Bye for now, remember: I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M A WARRIOR CAT!
(add to your profile if true for you too)
Now for some Warrior puns! (these are not mine, I take no credit!):
Leafpool: I don't know why Firestar put us in charge of watching out Windclan...
Jayfeather: No kidding
Leafpool: Can you see them?
Jayfeather: No
Leafpool: You sure?
Jayfeather: Oh, I'm sure
Sandstorm: Hey, I think we should be more then friends...
Firestar: You mean BEST FRIENDS?!?!
Sandstorm: No, I mean MORE than that...
Firestar: Like, SUPER MEGA BEST FRIENDS?!?!?!
Sanstorm: Are you trying to friend zone me, or are you just an idiot?
Everyone, Dustpelt is... BOB THE BUILDER!!!!!
Hear me out: Warriors den needs extention?: Dustpelt!
Nursery to cold?: Hey Dustpelt!
Elder's den needs fixing?: Dustpelt can fix that!
Teacher: Spelling bee everyone! Bluestar, you go first. Spell traitor
Bluestar: T.....
Teacher: Go on...
Bluestar: T-i-g-e-r-s-t-a-r
Teacher: *facepalm* Tick duty
Oh you've CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW! That pun was PAWful!
Lionblaze: *leaf blows on his face and blinds him* OH NO! Now I'm blind and I'll have to live the rest of my life as a medicine cat! *Jayfeather starts fuming* I'll have to get mad at everyone for no reason! My only girlfriend will be a stick! And all my friends will make fun of me because they tho-...
Jayfeather: *yells* Do you have something to say to me?!?
Why didn't Barkface believe in Talltail's dream that he had to become leader? Because he thought it was a tall tale!
Firestar on a Date
Firestar: So what do you think of kittypets?
Date: I think they're stupid.
Firestar: *starts shoving KitDonald's fries into a to-go box* I have to leave.
Date: Wait what?
