Hello random person, Nightfall here. If you're reading this, that means that you stumbled across this little place one day and were met with this.
Anyways...
How about some jokes to brighten up your day?
(or just make it worse)
I heard the invention of the pause button was an absolute show stopper.
Did you hear about the guy who's left side was completely eaten? He's all right now.
I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
My brain's completely messed up! On the left side, there's nothing right, but on the right side, there's nothing left!
Did you hear about the butcher who sat in the meat grinder? He's a little behind in his work.
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt.
*I forgot the rest of them waaaaah*
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