It's great that you are reading this because I already know a few things about you;
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You cant say the letter "p" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else will fall for it too!!!!
89% of average girls would cry if Justin Bieber climbed to the top of the empire state building and prepared to jump. Put this on your page if you are the 11% that would sit there with a bowl of popcorn screaming 'Do a backflip!'
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You see a teen putting a kitten into an oven that's burning hot.
95% of people would yell "QUIT IT!"
4% of people Would say "Bake, bake!" (Idiots)
1% of people would push everyone out of the way and grab the kitten and call 911 and have the teen arrested, and Then take the kitten straight to the vet. Put this on your page if you are part of that 1%
Scroll over this. You opened it! Awesome, Good luck!!! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you, and something good and really romantic will happen between 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow! It could be ANYWHERE, get ready for the biggest shock of your life! If you don't post this on your page within the next 15 minutes then your love life will be terrible for the next YEAR
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up! "
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, and put this on their page
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