Well I don't know about you but I think that homework is boring so I decided to look up random jokes instead. XD
Does anyone know any good ones? My only rule is that they have to be funny.
ENTERTAIN ME PEOPLE!

Lawl here's a few of mine:

Procrastinator? No, the reason I do my homework is because the older you are, the wiser you get. Surely I should complete it at my wisest moment?

Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven't had any gigs yet. ( ba dum tush! )

Did you hear about those new reversible jackets, I can't wait to see how they turn out!

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me...

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me,

Being struck by lightening is a shocking experience

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

A man drove an expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish!

Did you hear about that Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

Hahaha I'm laughing so much right now! Might add some more later....

http://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=258214

[crack crack,] "Oh no!" mumbled the little sylestia in the egg. "I'm about to crack!"
http://www.sylestia.com/view/pets/?petid=139100
"I's ok." murmured a male voice. "I'm your father, Luke."

haha lol