Yes, I'm in Tae Kwon Do. I'm a black belt to be exact.

So, anyone else?

My older brother is a third degree black belt. He's trying to teach me the basic's, but he also has this "MUST PROTECT CHI!" way of thinking, so all I've really done is "Controlled breathing" and Endurance. TT-TT

Haha! Cool. Yeah, my twin bro, Tattat2199, is a 2nd degree junior black. I'm a first degree junior black. He holds it over me that he's got a higher belt than me, but in a year we'll both be Adult black belts anyway.

That's awesome! I'm pretty sure that "Brochi" is gonna teach me basic self defense before he goes to college though. I think the deal we made way back when was that he teaches me, and I use it on any boy that comes up to me. xD

lol awesome! Yeah, I love self defense, favorite part of practice for me. Everyone jokes about how much I must love to hurt people. xD I just think it's fun get get a grown man twice my height on the ground begging for mercy.

*Wants to have someone begging for mercy under me*

See what I mean. It's not all that hard, you just use their weight against them.

For example, if you have someone choking you from behind (pretty basic) then all you do is pull down their arm, turn your head the side. Slide out, twist the arm behind him and push up. They pretty much cry then. But, if you want them on the ground. You just sweep them from behind while pushing them down, then you just push the arm up again and they start begging.

You just taught me more in the thirty seconds it took for me to read that and have it sink into my brain, than Brochi has done in like, seven months!

pfft, that was nothing!

There's a lot more complex or more basic moves. The basic ones are more for pedos that attempt to wrestle you into a van. xD

O-O Teach me everything you know, Everlost-sensei!