granted but the day after that you have to go there at midnight and stay there for 24 hours strait when you sleep there you hear a bum drinking from the toilets

I wish for invader zim gir

Granted but Gir breaks and trys to destroy the world.

I wish for drawing lessons cause I suck at it. :o

Granted but you can only draw stick figures




i wish for a 6vis egg

Wish granted, but seems like all the genes were painted on and the mutation were glued on. :)

I wish I had more medical knowledge.

wish granted but you forgot everything when you finished obtaining all the knowledge.
I with I can have a Facebook (really I never had one)

Wish granted, but I start getting afraid MY parents will see my -secret- Facebook account that I wasn't allowed to have and destroys yours.

I wish I could recite all of Pi. This is all I know: 3.14159265358979323...86

Granted but its the only thing your memory can take in, and you lose the ability to remember and recite anything else.

I wish I was not getting a headache.

Ouew goyeuw, kut ho teg u soyeyod efjo.

Translation: Wish granted, but you get a stomach ache.

I wish for mashed potatoes for dinner.

Wish granted, but the potatoes have been sculpted into the shape of poo.
:0

I wish for a new jacket.

Wish granted! But Mashed Potatoes is all you get to eat for the rest of your life.

I wish for the power to manipulate time and space.

edit: seconds too late. Ignore this post. XD