"I don't mean to scare you," I say, "but I need to keep this as secret as possible. Only like three people besides me know who I really am. If this got out, everyone I know would be in danger. And I don't want to lose anyone else." My mind turns to thoughts of Uncle Ben, and I know my face droops. I shake it off. "But," I say, brightening, "having spider powers is super amazing!" I finish the cupcakes, then wad up all the wrappers into one little ball. "Do you have a trash can?"

I point to the corner of the room a small flooded trash can sits in the corner covered in a thick layer of dust

I toss the wad of wrappers in, wondering if there's a trash service in Equestria. "Is there a trash service here?" I ask. "Not trying to be rude, really, I'm not. Just, in New York, there's a guy drives a big truck and once a week, he takes everybody's trash and takes it far away and buries it. At least I think he buries it. Maybe they melt it down first. But do they have that here? Or would it not work in sky-houses?"

Eventually the trash disappears at night.i speculate unicorns that are homeless use their magic to teleport it to their dumpster homes to eat. I say looking at a script yes I rehearsed that correctly

"Really?" I'm not sure she's actually telling me what happens or just reading it off the paper, but either way wouldn't surprise me. "Unicorns actually teleport it? Or are you just saying that off that paper?"

"Saying it off the paper" she says "what really happens is it goes to the dump" I go back to watching tv

I nod. "Well, that makes sense." I yawn and settle myself a little, getting comfortable.

I go grab pop corn as I turn on what seems like Netflix but called ponflix I turn on the mlp movie pause it and point where I pointed was me and SugerMint chatting I unpause it again and not 1 minute later I pause it again point and you're there hanging from a piece of thread "your popular lets just say that" I then exit the movie search Spider-Man and loads of real and bootleg movies show up "again let's just say you don't have millions of fans shadowing and adoring your every move disencluding me"

"I don't have fans? I'm sorry, correct me if I'm wrong, but there seem to be a ton of things with my name on them. On Earth, on the other hand, I'm pretty sure J. Jonah Jameson is out to get me." I stare incredulously at the many titles covering the screen. How in the world. Just how.

"You also have comics" I say with my beak stuffed with popcorn