Wish granted, but the guy is a ghost and he can't hold the racket so he can't hit or anything.


I wish I could figure out how to bypass a scheduled site block.

Granted, but you become banned from all sites



I wish that I could both fly and breve underwater

Wish granted, but you get hit by an airplane while flying and gall into a volcano, which is not water and you disintegrate...

I wish I had 50 more diamonds. XD

Wish granted. You spend the diamonds and find out you just transfered every pet and item you own, along with all of your money.



I wish I had a magical farms and unlimited supplies.

Granted, but you cant leave them




I wish for zekrom,reshiram and kyurem

Sure, but they're to powerful. You can't control them. Also, they look wimpy so you can't even effectively brag.


I wish I could shape shift, turning back into myself included.

granted, but every time you do you shrink 6 inches.

I wish I had more diamonds

Granted, but they turn into coal and then into dust.

I wish my school wasn't so strict.

Granted, but then your transfered to a stricter school.


I wish my printer worked

Granted. It only prints pictures of things you hate seeing.

I wish my only friend who plays was on more often.