Granted... but the random item turns out to be dog poop in a bag (oh come on you made that too easy) :P


I wish I could pet my sylesties for real. They look so soft!!

granted mine too

I wish when I say invisible I will turn invisible

granted, but you can't see anything when you're invisible.

I wish I could fly.

granted, but as soon as your an inch off the ground your so scared you faint.

I wish that I was better at sports

Granted ( so do I ) but ungetnworsebat everything else u like

I wish I never had to paint my nails again because they are always colored red

Granted, but they also don't grow, and oh no! you chipped a nail!!!

I wish I liked going to school

Wish granted! You're kidnapped by government agents and put into a top-secret brainwashing program that alters a person's mind using shock therapy, sleep deprivation, and countless other brainwashing methods! They 'teach' you and many other young minds to absolutely love learning at school in a plot to boost the country's overall intelligence and catch up to the more advanced countries around the world.

In the process you lose everything that makes you an individual, your likes and dislikes, your memories and your hopes and dreams, and even your name! Now you are known as "subject 56142" and you are a soulless school-loving human machine. But you love school!! :D


I wish the taquitos in the freezer would magically cook themselves and appear in front of me, as I am feeling hungry and lazy at the same time. :D

Granted, but they the over the world and make everyone eat cheese





I wish for something to eat that is not cheese

granted but it is your least favorite food ( not cheese)

I wish babaaeyes did not make me send a random message saying trolololo to someone random

Granted, but instead I make you say "I love you" to the random person XD

I wish for some avi items