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Yamii
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:10 PM
Post #461
Granted, the kitten appears in hell.
I wish to be hit with a door.
Edited By Yamii on 5/17/2021 at 2:10 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:11 PM
Post #462
The wish is granted by a genie, on your next post, but someone else takes your wish away.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a regular kitten, and immortal, and cannot change in size, no matter what, and always a kitten, and I mean a real one, not another animal.
Yamii
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:11 PM
Post #463
Granted, the wish collapses into itself and becomes a blackhole.
I wish to be hit with a door on the head.
Edited By Yamii on 5/17/2021 at 2:11 PM.
Yamii
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:12 PM
Post #464
Granted, it may be alive forever, but it ages so fast it becomes an old man that plays harmonica.
I wish to die because of bread.
Edited By Yamii on 5/17/2021 at 2:13 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:14 PM
Post #465
Granted, but you end up in hell afterwards, and are allergic to bread, and forced to eat it all the time.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a regular kitten, and immortal, and cannot change in size, no matter what, and always a kitten, and I mean a real one, not another animal, and STAYS A KITTEN. NEVER GROWS UP.
Yamii
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:15 PM
Post #466
Granted, but its self conscious and gets plastic surgery to look like the Rock. (i'm sorry if this cursed your brain)
I wish for a potato. Any potato.
Edited By Yamii on 5/17/2021 at 2:19 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:27 PM
Post #467
Granted.
You have a useless potato.
Only one.
Just sitting there.
On the table.
Unable to be touched.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a regular kitten, and immortal, and cannot change in size, no matter what, and always a kitten, and I mean a real one, not another animal, and STAYS A KITTEN NEVER GROWS UP, no matter what looking cute.
Yamii
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:28 PM
Post #468
Granted, the kitten endless has babies, and while your kitten may like you, her babies are all trying to kill you.
I wish for a mug.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:29 PM
Post #469
Granted, it flies toward your mouth and force-feeds you poisonus tea.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a regular kitten, and immortal, and cannot change in size, no matter what, and always a kitten, and I mean a real one, not another animal, and STAYS A KITTEN NEVER GROWS UP, no matter what looking cute, all her family tree is nice to me.
Yamii
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:32 PM
Post #470
Granted, whenever she breathes, she lets out massive waves of fire.
I wish for an army of demons.
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