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Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 1:52 PM
Post #451
Granted, but it always barks when it sees you, very grumpy, wakes you up at 12:09 AM by biting your toes, and bites you to death,
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 3 inches tall and 1 inch wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a NORMAL kitten.
Edited By Mysticfoxwolf on 5/17/2021 at 1:54 PM.
Wolfofwings
Level 60
The Tender
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 1:54 PM
Post #452
The kitten is so small, you step on it.
I wish for a happy life
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 1:58 PM
Post #453
You spend 120000$ on a single bar of Happy Life (New candy) and end up with a rather sour aftertaste in your mouth. Your life is ruined.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a NORMAL kitten, and immortal.
Wolfofwings
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:00 PM
Post #454
It accidentally gets shrunken to the size of 1/100000000 of an atom
I wish for some dairy free chocolate
24carrotgold
Level 74
Trickster
Joined: 1/15/2019
Threads: 78
Posts: 4,665
Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:00 PM
Post #455
It mistakes you for food and eats you.
I wish to be more responsible.
Ignore
Edited By 24carrotgold on 5/17/2021 at 2:00 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:01 PM
Post #456
Granted, but the chocolate is poisoned.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a NORMAL kitten, and immortal, and cannot change in size, no matter what.
Yamii
Level 62
Trickster
Joined: 10/14/2019
Threads: 163
Posts: 4,952
Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:05 PM
Post #457
Granted, the atoms of the kitten are normalized, therefore it just becomes a ball of hydrogen. You asked for a normal kitten, didn't you?
I wish for socks.
Edited By Yamii on 5/17/2021 at 2:05 PM.
Mysticfoxwolf
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:08 PM
Post #458
Granted, but as soon as you put them on, you die of poison.
I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, 4 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a regular kitten, and immortal, and cannot change in size, no matter what, and always a kitten.
Wolfofwings
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:08 PM
Post #459
The socks are 1 inch long and 1 inch wide
I wish for a wish
Edited By Wolfofwings on 5/17/2021 at 2:09 PM.
Wolfofwings
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Posted: 5/17/2021 at 2:09 PM
Post #460
The kitten is really a dog dressed up
I wish for a wish
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