You get your ice cream, but it flies right into your mouth before you can enjoy it, and then it duplicates and eventually gives you diabetes.

I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonus, and is the size of my hand and always is obedient to ONLY ME, and has regular fur and a regular body.

That doesn't exist in our stock, so here's a hungry, angry wolf instead : )


I wish to be a fairy that is the queen of an army of deer that are loyal to me and me only.

Granted, but you are under an evil spell that turns you into an evil fairy, the queen of evil, and has an army of deer that always do things for you, which happen to be always evil.

I wish for a blank piece of paper.

You get a piece of paper reading BLANK

I wish for one of my previous wishes was granted

*Hands note*

Note: "Previous wishes was granted"

I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonus, and is the size of my hand and always is obedient to ONLY ME, and has regular fur and a regular body.

Its a zombie

I wish for a nice, clean piece of paper

Granted.

You have a useless piece of paper.

That just floats in the air.

And cannot be touched.


I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, and is the size of my hand and always is obedient to ONLY ME, and has regular fur and a regular body, and NOT a zombie kitten, a NORMAL kitten.

Its just a drawing

I wish for some air in a jar

Granted, but the lid pops and the air wooshes out at you and turns into a tornado, destroying everything you know and love and you yourself.

I wish for a non-radioactive kitten, who is always nice to everyone, non-poisonous, and is the size of my hand and always is obedient to ONLY ME, has regular fur and a regular body, from REAL LIFE, and NOT a zombie kitten, a NORMAL kitten.

Your hand is the size of an atom, so the kitten is the size of an atom too.

I wish I had a doggo