I call Torchwood and have them attack the wall with salvaged alien tech

Banging on the wall constantly 'LET ME GO TO NARNIA!'

Standby Phase

I guess? No one has said anything since the other day, and Quailking doesn't seem to be doing anything...
Attacks will hopefully be posted soon!

I was waiting until this Friday, but now is fine.

Link: https://www.sylestia.com/forums/?thread=96434&page=4#34 Author: Amanitan Time Posted: 2/11/2021 at 10:10 AM I was waiting until this Friday, but now is fine.

oh okay, makes sense

ATTACKS
Written by Quailking

@Lovador - 5 - 54 dmg - Your laughing gass severly affected the wall, it laughed so hard it Layed an egg! We may never know how this happened but the gass also caused large chunks to fall off!

@Larkien - 5 - 57 dmg - The wall didn't have a firstborn but then a chicken walked by, so the chicken got sacrificed instead. The chicken as it was sacrificed turned into a Deadly cockatice and looked the wall in the eye turning it to stone and causing good damage

@Scoutwolf - 2 - 4 dmg - the wall looked at your essay and was not impressed but did a small amount of damage tossing your paper and pen back to you

@Orcastration - 4 - 28 dmg - you whack off lots of chucks with your chisel and come up a great plan. But then a giant salamader comes by and decideds the art you created is now its home. you run away in terror

@Aquaticrose - 3 - 12 dmg - The wall was not impressed with your anime logic, but it did quake in terror and do some damage to itself as a passing seagull who was scared by the pikachu pooped on it

@Mossflight2 - 3 - 3 - 235 dmg - The wall looks at you in shock. you coughed on it, literally coughed on it. It goes into a state of terror and frenzy as it tries to swat the air away as it could have covid particles in it. But seeing as the wall has no arms it does massive amounts of damage to itself

@Fennimage666 - 2 - 6 dmg - all the posts barely made a dent, but the wall loved reading them and at times a few small chunks fell off when it was laughing

@Latif - 5 - 45 dmg - The wall quakes in terror at the cheetahs, the throw lances at the wall that does a large amount of damage, this continues until a large pack of fire breathing lemmings come and attack the cheetahs

@Sariento - 2 - 7 dmg - The wall is very sad about the cake and a few chunks fall off, you did very little damage

@Mystira827 - 6 - 6 - 169 dmg - The wall is confused. it does not know what mary sues are. but then they all turn into giant Grappling hooks that do massive amounts of damge. But its not enough its never enough damage for you. you enter RAGE MODE.

@Galacticgalaxy - 1 - Lose Heart - The rice turns into mutante rice and slowly chokes you to death. A magical goldfish saves you in the nick of time.

@Alpinedragon - 5 - 41 dmg - The wall cannot look you in the eye, ashamed it starts to cry and large chunks fall off.

@Theatretechnerd - 5 - 52 dmg - the alien tech sets the wall on fire and causes large chunks to fall off. The wall cannot comprehend how this is happening and does more damage to itself by trying to slap its head

@Marionettez - 1 - Lose Heart - The wall refuses but does drop the white witch on you and she nearly turns you to stone but you escape.

REVIVES

@Startingle - 5 - revived - The wall was camera shy but the power of photographs brought you pack to life

@Wolfie12 - 4 - revived - the wall was so sorry about your death it revived you

@Quailking - 5 - revived - the dice decided to revive you

@Insertcoolname - 4 - revived - the ice cream was magical and you revived
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INJURED & DEAD PLAYERS

Dead players must roll to revive! Your death counter will not go down otherwise. Please see game mechanics in the first post for details.

@Jolynnnarry DEAD, 1 turns until auto revive
@Theatretechnerd <3 <3 X
@Aquadragon8 <3 X X
@Aquaticrose <3 X X
@Orcastration <3 <3 X
@Blackcat7 <3 <3 X
@Larkien <3 <3 X
@Miroh <3 <3 X
@Beaubuddyz <3 <3 X
@Galacticgalaxy <3 <3 X
@Marionettez <3 <3 X

~~~

RAGING PLAYERS

@Rakshadoodle - 1 turns left
@Mossflight2 - 2 turns left
@mystiria827 - 3 turns left

Attack Phase is now active.


54,058/100,000

GM List: @Quailking, Aquadragon8
Text Pixies: @Quailking, @Aquadragon8,

Grabs a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch cereal and eats it in front of the wall. Revenge for not getting to go to narnia.

wait we can attack now right?

Yes