I am not silly. You simply got us a bit backwards. I am more violent, whereas she tickles me to try to loosen me up anyway. She thinks I am too stiff and distant. I think she is too crazy and immature. Especially since she is older. No mater what way you spin us, she is crazy and I'm not.

I have some (very silly) questions for anyone who wants to answer them:

Would you rather be

A) A sentient poop

or

B) A malfunctioning killer robot that can't do anything, and can't be fixed


Would you rather be

A) A 5 year old mind in a 70 year old body

or

B) a 70 year old mind in a 5 year old body

Would you rather

A) Be immortal but be allergic to all people and all food

or

B) Have a really short lifespan of 5 years but have all the collective powers of the cosmos

Would you rather

A) Fight in an alien war involving pew pew lasers

or

B) Befriend a humanoid wasp and have the coolest time ever

B. becuase i think having that ability is awesome and idc if its random as i like 90% of animals as long as i dont turn into a cow and someone eats me im fine X,D.

A. because longer period of time i dont care about the other stuff im flying XD.

A. i can turn invisible... idc if im naked XD i could be the best cosplay of the invisible man.

A. because if i can see a 50% chance thats enough to work around.

A. as long as they know who i am and remember me im cool with it.

A. i mean woods is cool and all but the o-zone layer would be back (im assuming) and also everytime a huge war happens it changes some things or a lot of things completely.

A. Because i might get lucky and some time of greasy food might fall on someones head... i can live with it XD

B. i wouldnt be fat no more for sure.

A. because sometimes words is all you need plus i could spend an entire day with that person.