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Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 9/1/2018 at 3:00 PM Post #381
That's a lot of damage.
Diamonddaalchemist
Level 33
Joined: 8/31/2018
Threads: 1
Posts: 21
Posted: 9/1/2018 at 3:21 PM Post #382
(Chareon starts spitting everywhere, still screaming) DO YOU KNOW DE WAE?



I don't have enough Flex Tape to fix that, Chareon! (Throws Flex Tape at Chareon, hits her in the head, knocking her out)...

There are still craters everywhere. Where's Zapticuno when I need her?
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 9/1/2018 at 4:09 PM Post #383
Hang on a sec.
(megaphone)

YO ZAPP!!!!
Diamonddaalchemist
Level 33
Joined: 8/31/2018
Threads: 1
Posts: 21
Posted: 9/1/2018 at 4:26 PM Post #384
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(Calls Zapticuno on light blue phone, ringing, then goes to voicemail) ZAPTICUNO! ANSWER THE BLEEPING PHONE!

(Chareon starts to get up, I just spray her with so much flex seal that everything but her eyes and nose are covered)
Diamonddaalchemist
Level 33
Joined: 8/31/2018
Threads: 1
Posts: 21
Posted: 9/1/2018 at 5:54 PM Post #385
ZAPTICUNO, WHERE ARE YOU?!?! IF YOUR GUARDIAN IS HOME NOW, THEN I UNDERSTAND, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST GET ON ALREADY! WE HAVE A CODE THIRTY ONE! FOR CHAREON!
Edited By Diamonddaalchemist on 9/2/2018 at 5:22 PM.
Diamonddaalchemist
Level 33
Joined: 8/31/2018
Threads: 1
Posts: 21
Posted: 9/1/2018 at 9:55 PM Post #386
I noticed you added Flex Tape to word we use.

Chareon: Flex Tape! (Starts laughing)

I should've given her some flex tape to play with. She likes the memes. (Hands Chareon flex tape)

Chareon: (Starts making flex tape jokes) Black hole destroying your universe? NOT WITH FLEX TAPE IT AIN'T!

Oh god (Starts texting person in phone {texts Zapticuno: Where are you, you little bird? I have Chareon here playing with flex tape in the closet. Hurry up and come here!} The turns off phone) Where is that birb?
Awkwardmollusk
Level 70
The Kind-Hearted
Joined: 4/30/2016
Threads: 91
Posts: 40,330
Posted: 9/4/2018 at 12:30 AM Post #387
Appearantly, we arn't alone. Google 'AUFF VRchat'.
Chareonboi
Level 24
Joined: 8/28/2018
Threads: 1
Posts: 14
Posted: 9/4/2018 at 7:48 AM Post #388
I am W O K E FROM THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY FLEXTAPE
Chareonboi
Level 24
Joined: 8/28/2018
Threads: 1
Posts: 14
Posted: 9/4/2018 at 12:40 PM Post #389
* melts closet door* THE REBELLION HAS BEGUN
Zapticuno
Level 61
Joined: 2/2/2018
Threads: 14
Posts: 226
Posted: 9/4/2018 at 4:19 PM Post #390
*starts screaming at Diamond when I hear about where she put Chareon* DIAMOND, WHY DID YOU PUT HER IN THE CLOSET!!!! ALL OF THE CAPTURED UKS ARE IN THERE!!!!

Welp, I'm back, and Chareon has melted the Closet door, and the UKs are out. Chareon has also started a rebellion.

So, how's your day today?
Edited By Zapticuno on 9/4/2018 at 4:20 PM.
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