Granted but you can never leave.

I wish I could ride horses with skill.

Granted, but one day you ride a violent horse and fall off and die sice you forgot you helmet. #safety_first

I wish for a million real dollars that I can spend and access and have no one steal them.

Granted but they were made of dirt and ink still use able but very dirty

I wish for a mansion that was perfectly fine

Granted but you don't have the money to pay for bills so you lose the house.


I wish my computer didn't have problems at all.

Granted, but once a month it tries to fall into your toilet.


I wish i had more money. (lols im broke)

Granted but you cant use it

I wish for some perfectly fine tea that cant be taken or changed and i get to keep it

Granted, but it is full of octopus tentacles and fish eyes.

I wish i had a nice cat that stays with me in my house, and isn't smelly (try)

Granted but the cat constantly brings dead bugs and spiders from the windowsill onto your stuff as a nice gesture of love.

I wish I could eat fruits without feeling sick. (not kidding.)

Granted, but they are crawling with invisible worms!
I wish Sylestia was real! (I'm actually gonna hope an admin sees this, lol)

granted, but now real life isn't real

i wish i could wake up on time