the cacti are alive and out for blood, yours specifically. you might want to run.

i wish for the ability to write instead of staring at my blank word document for hours on end

granted but your writing is very weird (i couldn't think of anything)



i wish for all wings of fire* books






*wings of fire is a book series by tui t. sutherland based around dragons. no the protagonists or main charactrs aren't humans, they're dragons!

granted, you have all the books! however you have lost the ability to read, and cannot regain the ability to do so.

i want to be able to remember my characters details (ages, names, etc) instead of forgetting them halfway through the story ;-;

Granted! You now remember the details, but can't keep anything else on your mind.

I wish that I could find the bug report area to games that I always get lost in a game trying to find.

not a problem

granted! you can never leave.


i want to be able to write a cohesive plot

Granted except you must write it in a language no one can read and that can never be translated

I wish for honeysuckle plants

Granted, but they only eat human flesh.

I wish to be good at everything.

Congratulations, you are now good at everything conceivable! Unfortunately, "everything" includes "bad". The paradox you've created divides the world by zero and makes everything undefined.

I wish for a door. Just a door; doesn't have to be in a frame or lead anywhere. Door.

Granted the door happens to lead into a demon realm and they escape devouring everything. except you.

I wish for a ball of yarn

granted! you get a ball of yarn, but its sentient and hates being used by humans, sparking all the other objects in the world to rise up and overthrow their masters; the human race.

i want mac and cheese