granted but then your wish would never had existed soooo you get into a time loop: make your wish,it does not exist in the nothingness, so the wish was never made, so it was not granted, so it is back to normal, and repeat.

I wish for a cat

granted but it scratches your eyes so you go blind

I wish for a blizzard so I don't have school

Granted, but it blows you to school and know your trapped.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

granted, but now night does not exist, so there is now need for the moon to come out so it explodes, creating a shock wave and incinerating planet earth, so we all die.

Very bleak future for all.

I wish to be a vampire.

Wish granted! But you look like Nosferatu. Everyone now either fears you, or laughs at you. :D

I wish I could sleep for more than a half hour at a time. @_@

Wish granted but Now you have to stay awake forever more.


I wish for banana pudding.

Wish granted but the smell of the pudding awakens a gigantic Monkey King who was buried in the core of the Earth for ten thousand years. He breaks free of the ground causing mass earthquakes the world over, and then steals your banana pudding. But it isn't enough... Enraged at the tiny portion, the Monkey King enslaves all of humanity and forces them to make more pudding day and night. As for you particularly, you are charged with the task of spoon-feeding the Monkey King and being his personal pet for the rest of your natural life.

All hail the Monkey King!

I wish I had something to eat. That isn't banana pudding. XD

Wish granted but it turns out to be rotten bananas and the Monkey King forces you to eat it everyday as to be the new portable banana disposal unit as there is tons of it as the Monkey King is a glutton with bananas. You are forced to this new occupation for the rest of your life.

I wish to have the geico gecko as a pet

granted but it attacks you the minute it sees you.

I wish to be able to breathe underwater.

Granted, but now you're a fish

I wish for a Phoenix