"Hah, pretend to be her? She's 2'4 right now, and unless you can shrink I dont think that'll work. Plus, he has a 6 foot lion on his side. I think a more reasonable thing would be for you to go in with a double, which im sure I have a spellbook somewere where I can cast it, and maybe we can go find more of the lions to smack some sense into my dad"

or do you have spell that will shrink me and make me look like her then she cat be hurt and we an make tons
of doubles and when i give the signal once the lion is a sleep or distracted your doubles fight the lion or not and grab the the lion tamer and do you have a age or dudgeon by chance some were close and we can knock some ice in too your dad

"A ton of doubles? Dont humor me, I could barely make one without passing out. And no, unless you have a fresh stash of 'drink me' soda, I couldn't shrink you. My father almost never sleeps, and the Tamer wouldnt go down that easily."

hum i did see a trash of full of that soda i think that are full too

"Trash can? That stuff is harder to find than a decent looking stuffed animal that my sister likes. There isnt enough of that stuff in the world to fill a trashcan with it." He seems pretty done with life, and if you werent here he would problably just be sleeping.

no i am on a travel so don't assume any thing

At this point he dozes off in his chair, not before pointing to an empty tent across the way that you can sleep in while he gets some much needed rest.(You can continue your adventure in the morning, in game time. Also, please stop godmodding, sorry if I sound rude but I can barely think up prompts for the scenarios you're throwing at me.)

ok i will go sleep meant you at the center of the carnival at 10;30

Asks Artemis, "Who are they?"

"The right one is Juno, the left is Janus. They're friends of mine." Artemis replies in a whisper, as to not wake
her brother.