Granted, but your books caught on fire.... Along with your house.
I wish I had ten thousand donuts that I could throw on the fridge!

granted but you dont have a house and a fridge to put donuts in and you put them on ground... next morning the donuts turn green and you starve to death .... (sorry if that is too mean)

i wish i had 1 hamster that is a male hamster

Granted, but he gets hungry and eats himself. (Ewwww)

I wish I had a Galapagos Turtle!

... that eating part... just forget about it -ignores-

granted but the galapagos turtle gets cought out of your room (in real life its illegal to have a galapagos turtle ... i read about it) and you get arrested for having a wild turtle in your house

WARNING THIS IS SO RANDOM
i wish i had a APPLE PEN ---- PINEAPPLE PEN ---- UGH PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN

have fun corrupting that

ignore

granted, but the only thing you can write with your apple pinapple pen pinapple apple pen is "apple pinapple pen pinapple apple pen"
i wish i was a cat

WHUT WHY XD I BET YOU CANT CORRUPT THAT XDDDD

Granted, but when you bathe, you MUST like your butt.

I wish a cherry chimichanga cherry pineapple apple crab apple berry nice whimsical dalek supreme pie.

granted but being a cat makes you purr and meow like

meow pen meow pennnn ugh meow meow purr pen

THIS IS RANDOM TOO

i wish at the end of the rainbow there was a big bucket of slime with dancing potatoes and bananas

granted but what ever you said is not true

my wish is at the top