"Well, I never!"
*Pulls out child's mother who scolds them for being naughty*
*Pulls out another monocle and sips tea again*

*child cries*
*a giant monster truck casually drives into the living room*

*Monster truck transforms into an Autobot who break dances then flies away*

I posted on the elemental Zolnixies.

*pulls out... A NUCLEAR BOMB* bwahaha!

*Calls Superman's mobile*
SM: "I'm makin' toast. Deal with it yourself."
*Superman hangs up*
Me: "Gawd dammit, Superman..."
*Hides in a hole*

*phones batman*
BM: GET OUTTA HERE, YA IDIOT!!
Me: *activates bomb* beep beep beep

*Flash runs in and takes bomb to fortress of solitude*
*Superman bites into toast as bomb explodes*

*robin flies in and steals bomb*
BM: Good work, nincompoop.
*robin glares at BM*
*spider,an jumps in*

*Deadpool tackles Spiderman*
DP: "Hai, Spidey!"

* still sipping tea *
" Yay! DP and SM love scene! "
* makes lights dim and go pink *
* does a XD face *
* puts on romantic music *