@Ash -- Ok, but you can call 'em Bay for short and they'll be named after a superstrong warrior of legend...

In all seriousness, Beowulf isn't the worst for a middle name...knew a kid with Demitrius. Tbh i see you choosing a rock for one of the names, imagine a Pearl, Jasper, Sapphire, Celestine, Taaffeite, Onyx...Sodalite would not be as nice lmao

@Topaz -- April isn't the worst, neither is June or August even (for a middle name), but...I've heard of several Januarys. I mean, January Jones is an actress, poor girl.

Did go to elementary school with a kid named Dimple though. Not sure what that was about.

There's just SO many names out there, idk how folks can look at their kid and be like...gonna name you Apple January, perfect. Sephiroth Hernandez. My kid will never be teased about these names. Ever. Not one bit. /sarcasm bc i'm just gonna get a dog tbh


Edit: believe it or not i'm just NOW realizing how judgemental i sound...i apologize if you or a loved one is named after a month, fruit, or video game character. Or Dimple. You are more than your name and i am sorry for any bullying or teasing you must have endured, from me and others. My personal picky preferences are opinions and not facts, and they by no means determine your uniqueness.

Yeah I might do a mineral, something cool like Taconite

Nickname them Tuesday at home, so when people ask who you mean, you can say Tuesday is Taconite

Nah, not yet lol. Some friends of mine created a fictional child for me named Beowulf Fireball awhile back and it's just kinda stuck around as a running joke

There's always North West. XD that poor child.

I see. I'm not one to judge. But i think that naming them fireball isn't the best choice. And maybe Beowulf (tho it's a cool name, it's just not used.) as a middle name.

I love my name. No one else in the world has the same name as me as they're all so unusual (mabey not as much for my middle one). I think of them as part of me. Unique, like me. The only drawback is that people give me this horrible nickname. But I've leant to live with it. (It's Moron Crunchie. My retort tends to be something like: "I'd more rather be a chocolate bar than be like you." Or I just dont care, and ignore it.) Doesnt mean its not horrible.

Still not as bad as Apple Blythe Martin. At least North West has a nice ring to it, even if it is a pun of sorts...and North is better than Saint *facepalm*

Point.

As long as you're happy with your name and chocolate bar. XD (if you invent a chocolate call it that XD)